funnyjokar1
Mantis religiosa
Inscrit le : 28 Oct 2006
Messages : 1
|  Sujet: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!  Sam 28 Oct - 1:19 | |
| timeoff, people! funny joke here  )
Girls vs boys.
Girls' English.
1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
Guy's English.
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
you like it?  |
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Minicuk
Etoile d'Or
  
Age : 16
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| | Sujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke! Sam 28 Oct - 10:35 | |
| Hein ?!?!? qu'est ce qu'il a voulu dire ???
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PEPSY
Administrateur
 
Age : 20
Inscrit le : 07 Oct 2004
Messages : 1607
Localisation : Seine et Marne
| | Sujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke! Sam 28 Oct - 12:30 | |
| Bah c'est un ptit delire, il compare avec humour les garçons et les filles, en montrant ce que leurs paroles veulent reellement dire.
je mets ça dans le Délirium
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Prydwen
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Messages : 312
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| | Sujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke! Lun 30 Oct - 21:56 | |
| | Y a à peu près la même chose qui circule en français, j'adore '(' |
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vanderley
Phyllocrania paradoxa
 
Age : 96
Inscrit le : 20 Aoû 2006
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| | Sujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke! Mar 31 Oct - 0:24 | |
| | Prydwen a écrit: | Y a à peu près la même chose qui circule en français, j'adore  |
Moi j' aime pas surtout que c' est un tissus de mensonges on est pas comme ca en vrai  |
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